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Polly the Insulting Parrot

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Polly is rude, obnoxious and politically incorrect! You've got to be so careful what you say these days. Polly the Insulting Parrot isn't and lets rip with one insensitive and rude wise-crack after another. Polly says all the insensitive things you wish you could. Place Polly at the front door to meet and greet, in the kitchen, living room or in the loo. Polly is motion activated, so every time you walk by, Polly will let fly with some rude comment. Polly comes with a perch that you can hang anywhere. Polly on perch measures 6" x 7" and requires 4 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code NPARROT price $15.95
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Shit Happens Button

8 Unique Sound Clips: Shit happens! And with this funny button, you have 8 different ways to say it. From a wacky game show to blaring alarms, our sound effects force you to smile and look on the bright side, even when things aren’t going your way. Innocent Practical Joke: Slip our button under your desk for an instant office joke your boss and coworkers will love! It’s a great way to break the ice at meetings, lighten an awkward silence or simply perk up a friend who just failed a big exam. Great Anytime, Anywhere: With a compact design that fits in your hand, you can take our button anywhere! A perfect paperweight, it won’t take up too much space on your desk. It even has an on/off switch for complete convenience while traveling. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SHHAPBUT price $8.95

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Kiss My Ass Button

Want to keep the whole room laughing? Class clown-approved, our gag button breaks the ice at home, work or school! 8 Funny Phrases: From blaring sirens to cartoon voices, the Kiss My Ass Button is sure to leave an impression! Wacky sound clips like “You can kiss every square inch of my ass,” quickly shut down snarky insults, rude gossip and ridiculous requests. A fun, lighthearted prank, it’s the perfect remedy to your overworked boss, strict professor and overbearing parents. Lightweight and portable, you can take it just about anywhere. And sinceit has an on/off switch on the bottom, it won’t start playing at the wrong time. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code KMABUT price $8.95

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Ignore Button

Here's a hilarious Stress Buster: Whether you need a fun gag gift or you're just a good-natured prankster, this button is a great paperweight or stocking stuffer! Friends and family simply can't resist the 8 silly sound clips, offering quick stress relief. On-the-Go Convenience: Who knows when you'll run into pesky coworkers? Compact and lightweight, this funny button toy is super-portable, so you're always prepared! It even has an on/off switch, ensuring it won't accidently activate in a bag or purse. Button measures 3 1/2" x 1 3/4" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code IGNBUT price $8.95

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Walter the Wisecracking Parrot

You better have a sense of humor to deal with this ridiculously hilarious wisecracking parrot. Just walk pass his motion sensor and his beak moves and wings flap as he lets fly five insulting phrases like, "You better stop taking those ugly pills--you're making me sick!" He even comes with a perch so you can hang him to surprise those unsuspecting guests. Walter requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code WALTERP price $15.95

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Farting Toilet Roll Talker

TURN YOUR TOILET PAPER INTO A PRACTICAL JOKE! Prank friends and family with this hilarious farting toilet paper holder that makes your regular toilet paper fart so your bathroom victim sounds like they have seriously bad gas! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and get ready to cry with laughter! Pull the toilet paper to activate the seven different breaking wind sounds. Sounds are so loud and clear, they will not only make your bathroom a blast, they'll also fill your whole home with toilet humor! Includes an adjustable spindle that fits all standard toilet roll holders. Also Includes an ON/OFF switch so you're in total control of the toots and fluffs! Perfect birthday gift for Dad! Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01F price $12.95

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FML Button

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Could Things Get Any Worse? FML: For all of life's unfortunate moments. End up failing that exam? you told yourself you could wing? Or maybe you made a fool of yourself during the big meeting? We've all been there, and we've all muttered, "Fuck my life" when things just aren't going our way. With the FMLButton, you can turn things around and have a good laugh thanks to our ten funny phrases. With a sobbing "F my life! F my life I tell ya!" and "I'd call that a true F my life moment," you can instantly break the tension and find the humor in any situation. With its durable, compact design, the FML Button makes a great paperweight, desk toy, or stocking stuffer. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FMLBUT price $8.95

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Fart In A Can

100% stink free guaranteed! Press the button on the horn to hear six odorless, classic farts for your enjoyment! Can measures 5 1/2" tall and requires 2 AAA batteries included. Please note: Do not use Fart In A Can to cover up actual farts!

Catalog code FICAN price $9.95

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The Insultinator

Take name-calling to a whole new level. This handy device randomly spews out thousands of different insulting phrases with a press of a button. it formulates a perfect perhaps unthinkable and inappropriate insult. It's an indirect way to say what you wish you could have said or would have said. It also comes with a handy neckstrap. Insultinator measures 2 1/2" wide x 4" tall and requires 3 button cell batteries included. (Not recommended for small children) For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code TINSULT price $9.95

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Shove It! Pen Set

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Want a off color way to hold your pen? Let our wacky pen holder lend a helping hand. Each time you place your pen in the special place in the holder, you'll hear funny farting sounds. Fun gift to give or receive. Holder requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SHOVEP price $5.00
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Woops! I Sharted Singing Plush

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Accidents do happen! Who would of thought it was something to sing about! Give our plush briefs a squeeze and a humorous rappin' song about your unfortunate accident is sung. Singing briefs measures 5" x 4" and batteries are included.

Catalog code SHARSP price $13.95

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Oliver the Obnoxious Alien Talking Plush

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If we had to be visited by an alien, Oliver the obnoxious alien couldn't be more funnier. Give his plush body a squeeze and hear him speak 9 hilariously obnoxious remarks regarding his visit on earth. Not unlike us humans, Oliver even passes a little gas on occasion. Oliver measures 7" and batteries are included.This is an adult novelty, not suitable for children.

Catalog code OOALIEN price $13.95

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