According to our health experts today, when it comes to a thorough hand washing routine, we should wash our hands at least 2 minutes. Our new hand washing timer is just the thing to assure the proper amount of time to complete this task. Just pull the cord and the song "Fur Elise" will play for the time to get a thorough hand washing accomplished. Timer measures 2 1/2" x 1 1/2" x 1".

Catalog code HWTIMER price $7.95

Our new Talking Bathroom Scale is our most economical talking bathroom scale. The scale features a clear English or Spanish speaking voice and low profile tempered glass platform. The Sense-On feature turns the scale on when you step on. No need to tap before weighing! Scale weighs up to 330 pounds/150KG. It measures 11" x 11" x 0.9" and requires 3 AAA batteries included. Comes with a 10 year limited warranty.

Catalog code TBS330 price $34.95

Having trouble getting the fellas to remember to put the seat down? This handy device plays music with flashing lights and fun voice messages helps remind him to put the toilet seat downwhen he's done.He's even rewarded by crowd cheers when the seat actually goes down! A light flashes every 15" to let you know when the seat is up in the dark of night. Its peel and stick backing attaches easily to the underside of any toilet seat and its water resistant case guarantees hygiene.

Catalog code TIPALERT price $8.95

TURN YOUR TOILET PAPER INTO A PRACTICAL JOKE! Prank friends and family with this hilarious farting toilet paper holder that makes your regular toilet paper fart so your bathroom victim sounds like they have seriously bad gas! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and get ready to cry with laughter! Pull the toilet paper to activate the seven different breaking wind sounds. Sounds are so loud and clear, they will not only make your bathroom a blast, they'll also fill your whole home with toilet humor! Includes an adjustable spindle that fits all standard toilet roll holders. Also Includes an ON/OFF switch so you're in total control of the toots and fluffs! Perfect birthday gift for Dad! Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01F price $12.95

FILL YOUR BATHROOM WITH Hillary Clinton'S VOICE - Prank friends and family with this ingenious Hillary Clinton toilet paper roll holder that makes your regular toilet paper talk! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and PREPARE FOR SOME SERIOUS LAUGHS! Your unsuspecting victims won't know what hit them when they pull the roll for a wipe and hear Hillary's loud laughter bellowing around the bathroom! 100% AUTHENTIC Hillary Clinton laughter - Digitally recorded in high quality sound definition from her Sunday morning TV appearances, this Hillary toilet talker makes a perfect novelty gifts to prank your friends and family. Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01H price $14.95

Introducing the first talking body fat bathroom scale. Its sturdy construction makes it a practical and durable gift for everyone. Features include: 10 user memory personal data storage, works both weight and body fat mode, weighs up to 440 pounds or 200 kilograms, voice can be turned off or on, Pleasant female voice, Large digital display, large scuff-resistant platform and requires 4 AA batteries included. Please note: Does require some sighted assistance for initial set-up.

Catalog code TPH440 price $59.95