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New! Talking Donald Trump Pen

PRESS THE LEGENDARY HAIR, HEAR HIM TALK! This premium talking pen brings 8 new iconic 2024 messages to life from the 45th and 47th President. When these play, you'll think he's right there in the room with you. It's like having a personal briefing on your desk! REAL & UNCENSORED VICTORY LINES! One press of that perfectly sculpted golden crown releases the boldest declarations - like executive orders from your desk. No voice actors here, folks - this office pen delivers pure historic moments with every click. REPLACEABLE BATTERIES AND EXECUTIVE INK! Ready to serve from day one with presidential-grade performance. This collectible desk pen keeps the messages flowing with replaceable batteries. Made with materials worthy of the Oval Office - only the best! THE GREATEST PATRIOT GIFT EVER CREATED! The ultimate novelty pen that'll have everyone talking - perfect for husbands, dads, or patriots alike. Makes any occasion memorable, from birthdays to office celebrations, or just because winning is always in season!

Catalog code TDTPEN price $12.95

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Leapin' Lulu

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Our cute lamb got all dressed up in her bunny suit for Easter. Give her hand a press and her head bobs as she sings out in a cute child's voice the song "Here Comes Peter Cottontail." She's just the perfect pal to include with all of those Easter basket goodies. Leapin' Lulu measures 8" tall and requires 3 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code ELLULU price $16.00

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World's Smallest Tickle Me Elmo Plush

Experience the magic of Tickle Me Elmo in a tiny, collectible size that brings big smiles. Measuring just 4 inches tall, this mini Elmo is just as cuddly and lovable as the original, perfect for on-the-go fun. Simply press his chest to activate his infectious laugh and giggle sounds—just like the classic toy! Small enough to fit in your pocket, making it the perfect travel companion or gift for any occasion. A must-have for Sesame Street lovers, nostalgic collectors, and little ones discovering Elmo’s joy for the first time. Recommended for ages 8 and up.

Catalog code WSTICKME price $11.95

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Ear of Corn Screwdriver

An ear for DIY! This Corn Multi-Tool is freshly husked for folks who want to do a little home repair. It's a 7" long, soft vinyl screwdriver shaped just like corn! You can unscrew the end to reveal a magnetized, built-in compartment for screwheads/bits. Comes with eight single-end screwheads/bits that we refer to as kernels. If you are looking for a gift, get this corn for your pop. It's the cob for the job! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.

Catalog code CSCREWD price $18.95

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Singing Opera Corn

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Opera Corn is the starch that can sing. In fact, it creams the competition! When it comes to an a-maize-ing aria, we're all ears! This electronic Opera Corn sings when you press the button! Figaro! Figaro! It's a hard vinyl ear of corn that is 6-1/4" tall that produces one of five ear-resistable operatic sounds at the push of a button. It's a regular Luciano Cobarotti. You wouldn't expect such highbrow music from corn, but we went against the grain. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.

Catalog code OPERAC price $11.95

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On The Go Pocket Scissors

Stay a cut above with or new portable pocket scissors! Compact enough for your purse, backpack or pencil pouch, these tiny shears feature a protective cover, blades that cut with ease, and soft comfortable grip. Comes in assorted colors (our choice please). Scissors measure 4 1/2" long.

Catalog code OTGSCISS price $6.95

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Denture Grip Bag Clips (Set of 4)

Made from sturdy ABS plastic and stainless steel springs, each set of 4 clips measures 2.4'' in diameter. These DENTURE GRIP BAG CLIPS will keep your snacks crunchy and delightful. These quirky clips bring a toothy twist to keeping your snacks fresh. They're certain to cause some chatter.

Catalog code DENTBAGC price $11.95

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Crystal Ball Sound Machine

Our Crystal Ball sound machine is here to help. Press the button to hear one of 16 noteworthy phrases like, "Trust your instincts" "I see great fortune in your future" "The stars say no" and more. Let our crystal ball make the calls. Ball measures 4" and requires 3 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code CRYBALLSM price $24.95

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Your Tiny Honor Sound Machine

Order in the court! She may be tiny, but she's mighty. Your tiny honor is here to call the shots! Press the button for one of 10 gable worthy interjections. Indecisiveness no more! Your Tiny Honor stands 5" tall and requires 3 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code YRHONSM price $24.95

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Donald Trump Talking Coffee Mug for Grandpa

MAKE EVERY COFFEE BREAK GREAT AGAIN! - This hilarious talking mug for Grandpa says 5 funny and feel good lines in President Trump's REAL VOICE! Your pop-pop will feel like a million bucks when he lifts this mug and hears President Donald Trump himselfcompliment him for being the best grandfather ever! He will be so proud of his new favorite mug (and new favorite grandchild!) This cool & funny 12 oz novelty mug is made of durable ceramic that is built to withstand endless cups of coffee and belly laughter. There is an ON/OFF switch on the bottom of the cup so you can turn on Trump's grandpa compliments at will.It's also easy to clean. Simply screw off the bottom sound mechanism and place only the mug in the dishwasher. MAKES a FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR ANY OF THE DESERVING GRANDPARENTS IN YOUR LIFE. Mug requires 3 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code TMUG01G price $15.95

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Pen Holder Sticky Note Block

Cute sticky note block with pen holder cutout and matching refillable D1 pen! Includes 580 standard size sticky notes.

Catalog code PHSNOTE price $14.95

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Cat Bag Clips (Set of 4)

Cat lovers unite! Keep your potato chip bags sealed and fresh and let the world know your love of cats. These bag clips are on a mission to make sure no snacks are wasted. Made of durable plastic, they open wide to securely close any bag, making your food stay fresher longer. Preserve the full flavor and freshness of potato chips, tortilla chips, pretzels, and all your favorite snacks!

Catalog code CATBAGC price $5.50

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