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Froggy Fly Trap

Catch gnats with ease! Set out our new porcelain Froggy Fly Trap.and fill with a small amount of apple cider vinegar and a few drops of dish soap. Place near fruit bowls and let the frog do the dirty work. Fly trap measures 3.5" x 3.25" x 3.5".

Catalog code FFLYTRAP price $13.95

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Mini Electronic Keyboard Keychain

Big sound, tiny package. The Funkey Mini Musical Keychain is a fun little electronic instrument you can take just about anywhere. Our colorful mini keyboard piano is designed with flexible controls, playful sounds, in a compact keychain-friendly size. This miniature musical toy may be small, but made for maximum fun. The flexible design rolls and bends for easy storage, while the colorful buttons make this instrument extra fun to play. Keyboard includes a built-in speaker and is battery operated, making it an easy grab-and-go toy for kids, teens, music lovers, stocking stuffers, party favors, Easter baskets, road trips, and little "just because" gifts. Clip it onto a backpack, purse, bag, or set of keys so a little musical entertainment is always nearby.

Catalog code KCKEYB price $11.95

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Country Queen Talking Stress Reliever (Avail Oct. 25th)

Meet Country Queen, the stress toy with big country charm. Give her a squeeze and she'll chat back with a few cheeky southern sayings to help take the edge off your day. From reminding you to slow down to serving up a little sass when you need it most, she's the perfect desk buddy when life gets a bit hectic. Just squeeze, smile and let a little country calm roll in.

Catalog code CQUEEN price $15.95

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Chef Rampage Talking Stress Reliever (Avail Oct. 25th)

When the kitchen gets too hot, let Chef Rampage do the shouting for you. This hilarious Talking Stress Reliever features an angry chef ready to unleash five unforgettable phrases every time you give him a squeeze, making him the perfect companion for stressful days in the kitchen, office or at home.Made from soft, squeezable material, Chef Rampage is designed to help relieve tension while delivering a generous serving of comedy. Whether you're buying for a passionate home cook, professional chef or someone who enjoys novelty gifts, this funny stress toy is guaranteed to raise a smile.Looking to grow your collection? Pair Chef Rampage with the Sweary Fairy Talking Stress Reliever and Bad Santa Talking Stress Reliever for even more outrageous stress-busting fun.

Catalog code CHEFRAMP price $15.95

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Animated Motion Sensor Laughing Skeleton Candy Dish

You'll have fun when you treat your unsuspecting Halloween guests and visitors with this creepy candy bowl. The laughing skeleton lights up and speaks spooky phrases every time someone reaches for candy. Place it on a table to delight partygoers and trick-or-treaters. The motion-activated skeleton figure boasts glowing red eyes and a moving jaw for a fun and spooky effect. Candy dish measures 10 1/4" x 11" and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code HLSCANDYD price $12.95
 item is on sale Was $29.95 .... now $12.95

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Press To Lament Button

Some feelings are too vast for ordinary words. Press to Lament delivers dramatic anguish on demand with tragic literary lines worthy of windswept moors and doomed romance. Press the button to hear remarks like, "leave me to my anguish", "my soul is in torment", "this devotion is unbearable" and more. This wearable sound button plays gloriously dramatic laments for readers, period drama fans and anyone who believes ordinary sighing lacks commitment. Button measures 2" x2" and batteries are included.

Catalog code PTLBUT price $9.95

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Pocket Party Mini Sound Machine Keychain

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There's a party in my pocket and you're invited! Start the party at the touch of a button with this mini sound machine. Drum roll please! This cool balloon shaped key-ring produces 4 fun party sound effects. Set off the party horns or cheer along to a hip hip hooray. Batteries included.

Catalog code PPARTYSM price $5.95

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Ha Ha Button

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Did a friend just share a hilarious story? Does your boss like to tell lukewarm jokes you can't even muster a giggle at? From a breathless chuckle to a courtesy chortle, sometimes in life you just have to laugh. The Ha Ha! Button is ready when you need it, supplying a fun set of sound effects. The button offers eleven different phrases in all, spoken with different voices and different moods, so there's the perfect laugh for any situation. You'll never be left faking a snicker again. Makes a great fun office or gag gift for everyone! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code HABUT price $0.00

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I Don't Know Button

10 Hilarious IDK Sound Clips: Whether you’re called on in class or your boss wants a new idea, sometimes you just don’t know! Our funny button delivers phrases like, "I Don't Know," “Yo, I don’t know, yo,” and “I dunno,” to ensure your messages arereceived loud and clear. Take It Anywhere: Lightweight, compact and portable, you can take a little humor with you wherever you go! It’s the perfect desk toy or paperweight, making it a uniquegag or office gift. Button requires 2 AA batteries included.

Catalog code IDKBUT price $8.95

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Christmas Bad Santa Stress Toy

Meet Bad Santa - your cheeky, irreverent stress-relieving sidekick for the festive season.If you've had it with the holly-jolly chaos, Bad Santa is here to lighten the mood. Just give him a squeeze and he'll belt out one of five hilariously naughty holiday phrases:"Son of a nutcracker", "Merry Christmas you filthy animal", "Go elf yourself", "Have a crappy Christmas", and "Jingle my bells".Whether he's perched on your desk at work or nestled into a stocking, this grumpy Santa delivers comic relief just when you need it most.He may not be helping with the presents, but he's excellent at handling your festive frustration. Ideal for adults with a sense of humor and those who like their Christmas gifts with a dash of sass.

Catalog code XBADSANTA price $16.95

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Gamer Sound Box

Tease all your noob mates with the Gamer's Sound Box! The ideal gift for any hardcore gamer. Compact and portable our new sound box has 12 buttons to press to hear the most common expression your happy gamer might say during game play or chatting with fellow gamers. Sound box measures 4 1/2" long x 2" wide x 1" deep and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SOUNDB01G price $13.95

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Dad Sound Box

Kick Back and Let Dad Do the Talking. Live like a king for the day with the Dad Sound Box, the hilarious button that delivers all the classic dad sayings at the press of your finger. Featuring 12 iconic phrases such as "Keep it down!", "Do I look like a taxi?", "Good job!", "You're grounded!" and "Ask Mum", this cheeky gadget is perfect for adding instant dad-energy to any situation. Compact, portable and suitable for ages 6+, it's ideal for office pranks, family fun, party laughs or simply brightening someone's day with a dose of classic dad wisdom. Sound box measures 4 1/2" long x 2" wide x 1" deep and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SOUNDB01D price $13.95

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