Some feelings are too vast to name, so press the button to hear remarks like, "leave me to my anguish", "my soul is in torment", "this devotion is unbearable" and more. This wearable sound button plays gloriously dramatic laments for readers, period drama fans and anyone who believes ordinary sighing lacks commitment. Worn on a lanyard, it is ready for book clubs, moody windows and emotionally charged tea breaks. Button measures 2" x 2" and batteries are included.

Catalog code PTLBUT price $9.95

Did a friend just share a hilarious story? Does your boss like to tell lukewarm jokes you can't even muster a giggle at? From a breathless chuckle to a courtesy chortle, sometimes in life you just have to laugh. The Ha Ha! Button is ready when you need it, supplying a fun set of sound effects. The button offers eleven different phrases in all, spoken with different voices and different moods, so there's the perfect laugh for any situation. You'll never be left faking a snicker again. Makes a great fun office or gag gift for everyone! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code HABUT price $0.00

10 Hilarious IDK Sound Clips: Whether you’re called on in class or your boss wants a new idea, sometimes you just don’t know! Our funny button delivers phrases like, "I Don't Know," “Yo, I don’t know, yo,” and “I dunno,” to ensure your messages arereceived loud and clear. Take It Anywhere: Lightweight, compact and portable, you can take a little humor with you wherever you go! It’s the perfect desk toy or paperweight, making it a uniquegag or office gift. Button requires 2 AA batteries included.

Catalog code IDKBUT price $8.95

Are you ready to jingle your bells? Our new Christmas Soundbox is bursting with festive fun, featuring 12 merry sound effects that capture the magic of the season. Whether you're getting the party started or adding extra cheer to your Christmas morning, this soundbox is your go-to holiday sidekick.From classic "Ho Ho Ho" to jingling bells, reindeer, elves, fireworks and even the iconic sound of Santa's sleigh, this gadget delivers holiday vibes at the press of a button. Compact, lightweight, and full of joyful noise, it's the perfect stocking stuffer or festive novelty to keep the spirit of Christmas alive all season long.Bring winter wonderland vibes to your living room, your office party, or even your family dinner _just press play and let the holiday cheer ring out! Batteries included

Catalog code XMASSM price $12.95

Welcome to the stage of life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age gag, a novelty talking button on a lanyard that shouts "OHelp!", "I've had a fall!", and "I've taken a tumble!" at the press of a button. Ideal for 40ths, 50ths, retirements, or anyone who groans when they sit down. It doesn't call for help, just attention. Unnecessary? Absolutely. Worn immediately? Without question.

Catalog code HADFBUT price $10.95

Too many tabs open in your brain? Can't face anotherquestion about dinner or Excel? The Overstimulated Survival Button is here to speak when you physically can't. Worn on a lanyard like the emergency button it is, it says things like "Back away slowly" and "Approach at your own risk"! so you don't have to. Ideal for stressed moms, drained colleagues, or anyone one question away from losing it. A funny gift that's painfully accurate.

Catalog code OSTIMBUT price $10.95

Nothing in life is EASY, so why not press this hilarious button to express those sentiments. press our new WTF button, and 1 of 10 hilarious zingers are played loud and clear. Batteries included.

Catalog code WTFBUT price $12.95

8 Unique Sound Clips: Shit happens! And with this funny button, you have 8 different ways to say it. From a wacky game show to blaring alarms, our sound effects force you to smile and look on the bright side, even when things aren’t going your way. Innocent Practical Joke: Slip our button under your desk for an instant office joke your boss and coworkers will love! It’s a great way to break the ice at meetings, lighten an awkward silence or simply perk up a friend who just failed a big exam. Great Anytime, Anywhere: With a compact design that fits in your hand, you can take our button anywhere! A perfect paperweight, it won’t take up too much space on your desk. It even has an on/off switch for complete convenience while traveling. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SHHAPBUT price $8.95

Need a small compact talking clock that fits easily on your already cluttered nightstand? At the press of the button, our new talking alarm clock speaks the time and date with a clear, man's voice. This big white button is housed in a compact black base that sits flat and secure on four low-profile, non-slip feet. The black, white-encircled Mode Button on the bottom of the unit allows you to access the voice-announced Settings Menu to set hour; minute; year; month; day; alarm hour;alarm minute; and to activate the alarm. Its Ultra-portable design (3 1/2" Diameter x 1 1/4" High) makes it perfect to carry in a suitcase or tote.. Clock requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).

Catalog code CLOCKBUT price $20.95

A simple push is all it takes to make sure those laugh-out-loud moments last forever! Thisfun, silly toy features a collection of giggles and chuckles that are a great way to get the good times started, to keep the laughs going, or - if you're sassy - to throw some sarcastic humor at a friend's bad joke. From a winded laugh to a hysterical cackle to an adorable baby giggle, you'll find a sound clip to match virtually any situation! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code LOLBUT price $8.95

Could Things Get Any Worse? FML: For all of life's unfortunate moments. End up failing that exam? you told yourself you could wing? Or maybe you made a fool of yourself during the big meeting? We've all been there, and we've all muttered, "Fuck my life" when things just aren't going our way. With the FMLButton, you can turn things around and have a good laugh thanks to our ten funny phrases. With a sobbing "F my life! F my life I tell ya!" and "I'd call that a true F my life moment," you can instantly break the tension and find the humor in any situation. With its durable, compact design, the FML Button makes a great paperweight, desk toy, or stocking stuffer. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FMLBUT price $8.95

Blue screen of death? Robot malfunction? You need an Emergency Reboot Button! Just press the button and you'll hear the sound of an alarm siren and a robot voice saying "reboot, reboot." Perfect for IT professionals and anyone whose life is a little bit buggy. Each 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included).

Catalog code REBBUT price $11.95