Too many tabs open in your brain? Can't face anotherquestion about dinner or Excel? The Overstimulated Survival Button is here to speak when you physically can't. Worn on a lanyard like the emergency button it is, it says things like "Back away slowly" and "Approach at your own risk"! so you don't have to. Ideal for stressed moms, drained colleagues, or anyone one question away from losing it. A funny gift that's painfully accurate.

Catalog code OSTIMBUT price $10.95

Nothing in life is EASY, so why not press this hilarious button to express those sentiments. press our new WTF button, and 1 of 10 hilarious zingers are played loud and clear. Batteries included.

Catalog code WTFBUT price $12.95

8 Unique Sound Clips: Shit happens! And with this funny button, you have 8 different ways to say it. From a wacky game show to blaring alarms, our sound effects force you to smile and look on the bright side, even when things aren’t going your way. Innocent Practical Joke: Slip our button under your desk for an instant office joke your boss and coworkers will love! It’s a great way to break the ice at meetings, lighten an awkward silence or simply perk up a friend who just failed a big exam. Great Anytime, Anywhere: With a compact design that fits in your hand, you can take our button anywhere! A perfect paperweight, it won’t take up too much space on your desk. It even has an on/off switch for complete convenience while traveling. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SHHAPBUT price $8.95

Need a small compact talking clock that fits easily on your already cluttered nightstand? At the press of the button, our new talking alarm clock speaks the time and date with a clear, man's voice. This big white button is housed in a compact black base that sits flat and secure on four low-profile, non-slip feet. The black, white-encircled Mode Button on the bottom of the unit allows you to access the voice-announced Settings Menu to set hour; minute; year; month; day; alarm hour;alarm minute; and to activate the alarm. Its Ultra-portable design (3 1/2" Diameter x 1 1/4" High) makes it perfect to carry in a suitcase or tote.. Clock requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).

Catalog code CLOCKBUT price $20.95

A simple push is all it takes to make sure those laugh-out-loud moments last forever! Thisfun, silly toy features a collection of giggles and chuckles that are a great way to get the good times started, to keep the laughs going, or - if you're sassy - to throw some sarcastic humor at a friend's bad joke. From a winded laugh to a hysterical cackle to an adorable baby giggle, you'll find a sound clip to match virtually any situation! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code LOLBUT price $8.95

Could Things Get Any Worse? FML: For all of life's unfortunate moments. End up failing that exam? you told yourself you could wing? Or maybe you made a fool of yourself during the big meeting? We've all been there, and we've all muttered, "Fuck my life" when things just aren't going our way. With the FMLButton, you can turn things around and have a good laugh thanks to our ten funny phrases. With a sobbing "F my life! F my life I tell ya!" and "I'd call that a true F my life moment," you can instantly break the tension and find the humor in any situation. With its durable, compact design, the FML Button makes a great paperweight, desk toy, or stocking stuffer. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FMLBUT price $8.95

Blue screen of death? Robot malfunction? You need an Emergency Reboot Button! Just press the button and you'll hear the sound of an alarm siren and a robot voice saying "reboot, reboot." Perfect for IT professionals and anyone whose life is a little bit buggy. Each 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included).

Catalog code REBBUT price $11.95

Why use boring magnets when you can use Bleeperz! Great for lockers, whiteboards and refrigerators, these little noise-makers are a sure way to get attention! Magnets includes six different sounds and crazy-color designs: guitar, pinball machine, doorbell, laser, yippee and yeehaw! Each magnet sold separately. Collect them all! Each measure 2" in diameter and requires 2 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code BLPZ price $9.95