Want a off color way to hold your pen? Let our wacky pen holder lend a helping hand. Each time you place your pen in the special place in the holder, you'll hear funny farting sounds. Fun gift to give or receive. Holder requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SHOVEP price $5.00
Was $9.95 .... now $5.00

When someone is flinging it so fast it leaves you speechless, just press the button! If the smell leaves you speechless, just press the button! Our Bull Shit Button Keychain and Fart Alert Button Keychains can be great stress relievers, as well as, a fun way to carry your keys. Each hilarious keychain will say one of six funny phrases like "Now that was Grade A bull shit!" "If it gets any deeper in here, I'll need a ladder to climb out" "There's no gas shortage here" "I'd blame the dog but I don't have one" and more. Each keychain sold separately. Batteries included.

Catalog code KCB01 price $4.95

Here's three buttons that say it all! Press our big, light up red BS button, Fart Alert button and Insult button to hear one of five hilarious yet poignant phrases to express your inner frustrations. When you know that they're just handing you a line of BS, BS button says phrases like "oh come on now, that ain't even bull shit that's horse shit!" When you know they're just full of hot air, Fart Alert button says phrases like, "Fart, fart, I thought I smelled something!" and when you can't quite get the words out to let them know how you truly feel, Insult button says phrases like, "You don't sweat much for a fat guy!" plus a lot more. Collect them all! Buttons measure 3" x 2" and require 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SBUTTON price $7.95

When you know they're just full of hot air, just press this big red button to hear 5 hilarious phrases like "(Fart) Man I thought I smelled something!" "(Fart) Ouch, that one burned!) "(Fart) Aw, see a doctor would ya!" and more. Button lights up when pressed. Fart Alert Button measures 3" x 2" and batteries are included.

Catalog code FABUTTON price $7.95