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Talking Donald Trump Pen

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The Greatest Presidential Talking Pen God Ever Created! When you play this hilarious Donald Trump Talking Pen for friends and family, you'll be the center of attention. Just like Donald! Simply press down on his famous hair and he'll tell you exactly how to make America great again! This highly collectible Donald Trump Talking Pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures "The Donald" in all his glory. The pen says 8 different lines in Trump's real voice like, "I will be the greatest President that God ever created.""Look - I'm REALLY rich." "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.""I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear."and more. Each pen comes with replaceable batteries included.

Catalog code TRUMPP price $14.95

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Pranks In A Tin

Look no further--we've got all the classic gags in one mischievous tin! Fun, retro-style tin contains a whoopee cushion, finger cuffs, a nail-through-finger prank, funny glasses, squirt ring, and hand buzzer for endless shenanigans. Tin measures 5 1/2" x 4" x 2". For ages 8 and up

Catalog code PRNTN price $9.95

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OK Button

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Everything is A-OK: Whether you're confirming a message, giving approval or showing your support, our OK Button is the fun, easy way to let your friends and family know that everything is fine, cool and going hunky-dory! Who knew two letters could sayso much? Its durable Design: Featuring a bright red top, no one will be able to resist pushing the OK Button! The high quality construction is as reliable as it is friendly, andit even features a bottom on-off switch, ensuring it doesn't go off while in a purse, briefcase or backpack. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code OKBUT price $8.95

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Asshole Button

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Asshole Alert: No matter how nice you are, some people are just huge jerks. But with one press of the Asshole Button, you'll quickly put them in their place! Between its hilarious alerts and sidesplitting songs, our talking button is the perfect funnygift or stocking stuffer. Endless Variety: this hilarious button is loaded this classic gag gift with a handful of silly phraseslike "I'm an asshole, you're an asshole," and "Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life?" The joke is always fresh, always funny and always sure to help break the ice. With vibrant colors and included batteries, it'll bringlong lasting laughs. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code AHBUT price $8.95

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Plush Snowball with Attitude & Sound (Limited Quantities)

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Duck! Watch out when you throw this fun plush snowball! Our funny face snowball makes hilarious sound effects each time it lands. Use it to play games, toss over to a co-worker's desk or place in a stocking. Snowball comes in assorted funny faces (our choice). Batteries included.

Catalog code XSBALLS price $4.95

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Yes Man

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Yes Man-he always agrees with you! Wouldn't it be great to have someone agree with you all the time no matter what! The Yes Man always will. Just tell him about your great ideas and he will cheerfully respond with one of eight ego boosting phrases like "I couldn't agree with you more", "Oh yeah, I'm sure whatever your thinking is correct" and more. Or, record four of your own witty remarks. Then speak and your executive Yes Man will respond to your voice. Makes a great office novelty. He measures 6" tall and requires 1 9-volt battery included.

Catalog code YESMAN price $12.50
 item is on sale Was $24.95 .... now $12.50

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Hillary Laughing Pen

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Delightful or Frightful? Make Friends and Family Laugh out Loud With This HILLarious Novelty Talking Pen!! Whether you're a Democrat or Republican, show your support or sarcasm in the upcoming 2016 presidential election with the funniest political gift ever made! Love her or hate her, the HILLARY LAUGHING PENTM will have everyone in stitches! Includes a collection of genuine Hillary Clinton laughs, digitally recorded from real TV interviews. We challenge you to keep a straight face when you press the top of the pen and the motorized mouth of the look-a-like pen moves in sync with every giggle and guffaw of the potential next president. Every pen comes with replaceable batteries, meaning the laughs won't stop evenwhen the votes are in!

Catalog code HILLPEN price $14.95

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Burp Button

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Share the Joy: A little gross-out humor goes a long way to lift spirits and spread laughs! Surprise your child after a big test at school or give a stressed out friend a silly desk gift to show them that even during life's hard moments, there's alwaysa reason to smile. Our belching button will last as long as the laughs do! With a bright yellow top and flashing light, the vibrant design is truly infectious. Loaded with clear sound clips, this audio button is the perfect funny gift for those who love crude humor. You won't even have to say excuse me! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code BURPBUT price $8.95

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Hotline to God Phone

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Isn't it nice to know that when you pick up this telephone, God's words are immediately available to you? Lift the handset and press the dial button to hear one of 25 inspirational bible verses such as John 3:16, Psalm 23 or James 1:22 for private listening, or simply leave the handset in its cradle and press the dial button to play a verse. The volume can be adjusted to your desire. Phone is made of robust plastic construction and will compliment any decor. Makes a wonderful gift for a pastor or loved one. Batteries included.

Catalog code HLPHONE price $15.95
 item is on sale Was $24.95 .... now $15.95

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Old Fart Slippers

They're a gas! What a hilarious gift idea for anyone with a unique sense of humor. An air pump in the slipper's heel emits a farting sound as you walk. A strap across the foot with the words "Old Fart" along with their thong-like styling make these slippers easy to put on and take off. And best of all, they make a fun gift because one size fits all. Batteries included.

Catalog code FSLIP price $19.95

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Gone Fishin' Flynn

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Our cuddly tan bear just loves spending time on what he does best-fishing. Give his foot a press and his head bobs, mouth moves while singing "Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay." He holds his fishing rod with a newly caught plush fish and is dressed in his camo hat and vest. Flynn measures 11" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code GFFLYNN price $32.00

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LOL Button

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A simple push is all it takes to make sure those laugh-out-loud moments last forever! Thisfun, silly toy features a collection of giggles and chuckles that are a great way to get the good times started, to keep the laughs going, or - if you're sassy - to throw some sarcastic humor at a friend's bad joke. From a winded laugh to a hysterical cackle to an adorable baby giggle, you'll find a sound clip to match virtually any situation! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code LOLBUT price $8.95

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