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Emoji Farting Pen

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PUSH HIS HEAD TO HEAR HIM let out 5 different poopy and fartysounds. Imagine being able to fart at the click of a pen! That's what Emoji Poop Pen does, but without the stinky butt! No wonder he's smiling. He's always blowing off funny farts to make everyone laugh! If you love texting friends with smiley poop emojis, you'll love blasting them with these real fart sounds!

Catalog code EMPPEN price $12.95

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Recordable Toilet Roll Talker

PRANK FRIENDS & FAMILY WITH TOILET PAPER THAT TALKS! - Play endless practical jokes on your loved ones with this hilarious recordable toilet paper holder that makes your regular toilet paper talk! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and prepare for some serious tears of laughter! RECORD UP TO 10 SECS OF YOUR OWN VOICE, MUSIC OR SOUNDS - With this hilarious Talking toilet paper holder. You can record and re-record your own custom messages. Use it to play a practical joke on your friends and family, for potty training your kids or to record funny romantic gestures. Includes an ON/OFF switch so you’re in total control of exactly when to surprise your loved ones with your funny message.Your imagination is the limit! Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01R price $12.95

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Farting Toilet Roll Talker

TURN YOUR TOILET PAPER INTO A PRACTICAL JOKE! Prank friends and family with this hilarious farting toilet paper holder that makes your regular toilet paper fart so your bathroom victim sounds like they have seriously bad gas! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and get ready to cry with laughter! Pull the toilet paper to activate the seven different breaking wind sounds. Sounds are so loud and clear, they will not only make your bathroom a blast, they'll also fill your whole home with toilet humor! Includes an adjustable spindle that fits all standard toilet roll holders. Also Includes an ON/OFF switch so you're in total control of the toots and fluffs! Perfect birthday gift for Dad! Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01F price $12.95

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Feverish Fred Monkey

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This love struck fellow is just so much in love that he's feverish in love with you! Give Feverish Freddie Monkey's foot a press and his body sways side to side while his cheeks and thermometerlight up. He makes cute monkey sounds and sings "Fever" as his temperature rises. Feverish Freddie measures 10" and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code FEVFRED price $26.95

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Electronic Bug Zapper Racket

Before you get stung, bite back with this electronic bug zapper! Electronic fly swatter serves up a punch powerful enough to zap flying pests; yet gentle enough to use aroundchildren and pets. Bug racket kills several flies or mosquitoes at the same time. Cleans up with ease.KILL BUGS INSTANTLY - A single swing of this electronic fly swatter with a powerful2,000-volt grid eliminates flies, mosquitoes and other flying insects. Get rid of your old fly swatter and take the modern approach! Zap day or night when you activate the built-in LED light on your electronic bug zapper. The Zap-It is your 24-hour fly killer, mosquito killer or bug killer. It's the bestbug zapper on the market! SAFE TO TOUCH - Press the activation button on your bug zapper racket, and an indicator light glows. Should you or others touch this powerful pest control tool while it's electrified, a triple-layer safety mesh protects you.Racket measures 18 1/2" long x 6" wide and requires two AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code BUGZAP price $8.95

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Talking Donald Trump Pen

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The Greatest Presidential Talking Pen God Ever Created! When you play this hilarious Donald Trump Talking Pen for friends and family, you'll be the center of attention. Just like Donald! Simply press down on his famous hair and he'll tell you exactly how to make America great again! This highly collectible Donald Trump Talking Pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures "The Donald" in all his glory. The pen says 8 different lines in Trump's real voice like, "I will be the greatest President that God ever created.""Look - I'm REALLY rich." "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.""I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear."and more. Each pen comes with replaceable batteries included.

Catalog code TRUMPP price $14.95

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Pranks In A Tin

Look no further--we've got all the classic gags in one mischievous tin! Fun, retro-style tin contains a whoopee cushion, finger cuffs, a nail-through-finger prank, funny glasses, squirt ring, and hand buzzer for endless shenanigans. Tin measures 5 1/2" x 4" x 2". For ages 8 and up

Catalog code PRNTN price $9.95

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OK Button

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Everything is A-OK: Whether you're confirming a message, giving approval or showing your support, our OK Button is the fun, easy way to let your friends and family know that everything is fine, cool and going hunky-dory! Who knew two letters could sayso much? Its durable Design: Featuring a bright red top, no one will be able to resist pushing the OK Button! The high quality construction is as reliable as it is friendly, andit even features a bottom on-off switch, ensuring it doesn't go off while in a purse, briefcase or backpack. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code OKBUT price $8.95

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Asshole Button

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Asshole Alert: No matter how nice you are, some people are just huge jerks. But with one press of the Asshole Button, you'll quickly put them in their place! Between its hilarious alerts and sidesplitting songs, our talking button is the perfect funny gift.Button is loaded with a handful of silly phrases like "I'm an asshole, you're an asshole," and "Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life?" The joke is always fresh, always funny and always sure to help break the ice. With vibrant colors and included batteries, it'll bringlong lasting laughs. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code AHBUT price $8.95

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Plush Snowball with Attitude & Sound (Limited Quantities)

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Duck! Watch out when you throw this fun plush snowball! Our funny face snowball makes hilarious sound effects each time it lands. Use it to play games, toss over to a co-worker's desk or place in a stocking. Snowball comes in assorted funny faces (our choice). Batteries included.

Catalog code XSBALLS price $4.95

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Yes Man

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Yes Man-he always agrees with you! Wouldn't it be great to have someone agree with you all the time no matter what! The Yes Man always will. Just tell him about your great ideas and he will cheerfully respond with one of eight ego boosting phrases like "I couldn't agree with you more", "Oh yeah, I'm sure whatever your thinking is correct" and more. Or, record four of your own witty remarks. Then speak and your executive Yes Man will respond to your voice. Makes a great office novelty. He measures 6" tall and requires 1 9-volt battery included.

Catalog code YESMAN price $12.50
 item is on sale Was $24.95 .... now $12.50

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Hillary Laughing Pen

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Delightful or Frightful? Make Friends and Family Laugh out Loud With This HILLarious Novelty Talking Pen!! Whether you're a Democrat or Republican, show your support or sarcasm in the upcoming 2016 presidential election with the funniest political gift ever made! Love her or hate her, the HILLARY LAUGHING PENTM will have everyone in stitches! Includes a collection of genuine Hillary Clinton laughs, digitally recorded from real TV interviews. We challenge you to keep a straight face when you press the top of the pen and the motorized mouth of the look-a-like pen moves in sync with every giggle and guffaw of the potential next president. Every pen comes with replaceable batteries, meaning the laughs won't stop evenwhen the votes are in!

Catalog code HILLPEN price $14.95

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