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Asshole Button

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Asshole Alert: No matter how nice you are, some people are just huge jerks. But with one press of the Asshole Button, you'll quickly put them in their place! Between its hilarious alerts and sidesplitting songs, our talking button is the perfect funnygift or stocking stuffer. Endless Variety: this hilarious button is loaded this classic gag gift with a handful of silly phraseslike "I'm an asshole, you're an asshole," and "Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life?" The joke is always fresh, always funny and always sure to help break the ice. With vibrant colors and included batteries, it'll bringlong lasting laughs. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code AHBUT price $8.95

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Polly the Insulting Parrot

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Polly is rude, obnoxious and politically incorrect! You've got to be so careful what you say these days. Polly the Insulting Parrot isn't and lets rip with one insensitive and rude wise-crack after another. Polly says all the insensitive things you wish you could. Place Polly at the front door to meet and greet, in the kitchen, living room or in the loo. Polly is motion activated, so every time you walk by, Polly will let fly with some rude comment. Polly comes with a perch that you can hang anywhere. Polly on perch measures 6" x 7" and requires 4 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code NPARROT price $15.95

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Tootin' Tushies Keychain/Ornaments

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You've never seen ornaments like these! Squeeze our Santa and reindeer butt ornaments to hear them toot "Deck the Halls." Great hilarious ornament for the tree! Butt keychain ornaments measure 3" and requires 3 AG13 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code XTTUSH01 price $12.95

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Naughty XXX Snowman

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This plush pint-size snowman ornament just loves this time of year. Give him a squeeze and his three sexy comments might just put you in the mood..or not! Hang loop makes it easy to hang him on a tree or attached him to a package. Snowman is not recommended for children. Batteries included. .

Catalog code XNXSNOW price $7.95

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Naughty XXX Gingerbread Man

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This plush pint-size gingerbread man ornament just loves this time of year. Give him a squeeze and his three sexy comments might just put you in the mood..or not! Hang loop makes it easy to hang him on a tree or attached him to a package. Gingerbread Man is not recommended for children. Batteries included. .

Catalog code XNXGING price $7.95

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Burp Button

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Share the Joy: A little gross-out humor goes a long way to lift spirits and spread laughs! Surprise your child after a big test at school or give a stressed out friend a silly desk gift to show them that even during life's hard moments, there's alwaysa reason to smile. Our belching button will last as long as the laughs do! With a bright yellow top and flashing light, the vibrant design is truly infectious. Loaded with clear sound clips, this audio button is the perfect funny gift for those who love crude humor. You won't even have to say excuse me! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code BURPBUT price $8.95

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Old Fart Slippers

They're a gas! What a hilarious gift idea for anyone with a unique sense of humor. An air pump in the slipper's heel emits a farting sound as you walk. A strap across the foot with the words "Old Fart" along with their thong-like styling make these slippers easy to put on and take off. And best of all, they make a fun gift because one size fits all. Batteries included.

Catalog code FSLIP price $19.95

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FML Button

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Could Things Get Any Worse? FML: For all of life's unfortunate moments. End up failing that exam? you told yourself you could wing? Or maybe you made a fool of yourself during the big meeting? We've all been there, and we've all muttered, "Fuck my life" when things just aren't going our way. With the FMLButton, you can turn things around and have a good laugh thanks to our ten funny phrases. With a sobbing "F my life! F my life I tell ya!" and "I'd call that a true F my life moment," you can instantly break the tension and find the humor in any situation. With its durable, compact design, the FML Button makes a great paperweight, desk toy, or stocking stuffer. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FMLBUT price $8.95

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F@#k You Button

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Sometimes, flipping the bird just isn't enough. With the F@#k You Button, you never have to worry that your true feelings will go left unheard! Whether it's out of disgust or frustration, one press of this button provides a powerful "F@#k You!" The talking sound button Lights up flashes and speaks 10 laugh out loud phrases that say F@#k You in different funny ways along with hilarious sound effects. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FYBUT price $8.95

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Fart In A Can

100% stink free guaranteed! Press the button on the horn to hear six odorless, classic farts for your enjoyment! Can measures 5 1/2" tall and requires 2 AAA batteries included. Please note: Do not use Fart In A Can to cover up actual farts!

Catalog code FICAN price $9.95

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The Insultinator

Take name-calling to a whole new level. This handy device randomly spews out thousands of different insulting phrases with a press of a button. it formulates a perfect perhaps unthinkable and inappropriate insult. It's an indirect way to say what you wish you could have said or would have said. It also comes with a handy neckstrap. Insultinator measures 2 1/2" wide x 4" tall and requires 3 button cell batteries included. (Not recommended for small children) For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code TINSULT price $9.95

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F@#$ It Button

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The F@#$ It! Button is here to help you get through those moments in life when you just want to throw your hands in the air and say F@#$ It! You know, those awful moments when you're pushed and pushed to the very brink of your sanity. These moments canbe be relentlessly frustrating. They come in many forms and can make you so mad at something, or someone, that you literally just can't take it anymore. The talking sound button Lights up flashes and speaks 10 laugh out loud phrases that say F@#$ It in different funny ways along with hilarious sound effects. The sound button has a black base and an easy push big red button.Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FTBUT price $8.95

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