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Pirate Insulting Parrot

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Yo ho ho! This fine feathered bird has a lot to say and it might just be foul! Place him on your shoulder with the included shoulder strap or place him on his perch and our Pirate will squawk up a storm hurling several insulting remarks like "I'm a pirate parrot out to claim me booty", "Hey wench, show us your tits", "Hey baby, you can host my jolly Rodger anytime", "Bow me down, blow me up, just blow me" and more. He even sings two funny songs "What Do You Do With A Drunken Parrot!" and "Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum." Pirate parrot operates by either pressing the button on the shoulder strap, or flip the switch for motion activation. Any way you show him he'll be great adult fun! Parrot measures 6" high and requires 4 AA batteries (not included). This is not a toy and not suitable for children.

Catalog code RPIRATE price $15.95

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Quackers the Naughty Duckie

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Our naughty fellow is certainly quacking a different tune! This plush horny and happy fellow sings and spouts out wacky comments, even his funny orgasm is sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture. Squeeze his duckie foot to hear him say six suggestive phrases like "You can pluck and roast me baby!" "If I look like a duck, talk like a duck, then I must be a f@#cking duck!" and more. Naughty Duckie sits 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. (This is not a toy for children.)

Catalog code NDUCKIE price $13.95

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Farting Toilet Roll Talker

TURN YOUR TOILET PAPER INTO A PRACTICAL JOKE! Prank friends and family with this hilarious farting toilet paper holder that makes your regular toilet paper fart so your bathroom victim sounds like they have seriously bad gas! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and get ready to cry with laughter! Pull the toilet paper to activate the seven different breaking wind sounds. Sounds are so loud and clear, they will not only make your bathroom a blast, they'll also fill your whole home with toilet humor! Includes an adjustable spindle that fits all standard toilet roll holders. Also Includes an ON/OFF switch so you're in total control of the toots and fluffs! Perfect birthday gift for Dad! Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01F price $12.95

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Tootin' Tushies Keychain/Ornaments

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You've never seen ornaments like these! Squeeze our Santa and reindeer butt ornaments to hear them toot "Deck the Halls." Great hilarious ornament for the tree! Butt keychain ornaments measure 3" and requires 3 AG13 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code XTTUSH01 price $12.95

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Burp Button

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Share the Joy: A little gross-out humor goes a long way to lift spirits and spread laughs! Surprise your child after a big test at school or give a stressed out friend a silly desk gift to show them that even during life's hard moments, there's alwaysa reason to smile. Our belching button will last as long as the laughs do! With a bright yellow top and flashing light, the vibrant design is truly infectious. Loaded with clear sound clips, this audio button is the perfect funny gift for those who love crude humor. You won't even have to say excuse me! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code BURPBUT price $8.95

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Old Fart Slippers

They're a gas! What a hilarious gift idea for anyone with a unique sense of humor. An air pump in the slipper's heel emits a farting sound as you walk. A strap across the foot with the words "Old Fart" along with their thong-like styling make these slippers easy to put on and take off. And best of all, they make a fun gift because one size fits all. Batteries included.

Catalog code FSLIP price $19.95

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FML Button

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Could Things Get Any Worse? FML: For all of life's unfortunate moments. End up failing that exam? you told yourself you could wing? Or maybe you made a fool of yourself during the big meeting? We've all been there, and we've all muttered, "Fuck my life" when things just aren't going our way. With the FMLButton, you can turn things around and have a good laugh thanks to our ten funny phrases. With a sobbing "F my life! F my life I tell ya!" and "I'd call that a true F my life moment," you can instantly break the tension and find the humor in any situation. With its durable, compact design, the FML Button makes a great paperweight, desk toy, or stocking stuffer. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FMLBUT price $8.95

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F@#k You Button

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Sometimes, flipping the bird just isn't enough. With the F@#k You Button, you never have to worry that your true feelings will go left unheard! Whether it's out of disgust or frustration, one press of this button provides a powerful "F@#k You!" The talking sound button Lights up flashes and speaks 10 laugh out loud phrases that say F@#k You in different funny ways along with hilarious sound effects. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FYBUT price $8.95

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Fart In A Can

100% stink free guaranteed! Press the button on the horn to hear six odorless, classic farts for your enjoyment! Can measures 5 1/2" tall and requires 2 AAA batteries included. Please note: Do not use Fart In A Can to cover up actual farts!

Catalog code FICAN price $9.95

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The Insultinator

Take name-calling to a whole new level. This handy device randomly spews out thousands of different insulting phrases with a press of a button. it formulates a perfect perhaps unthinkable and inappropriate insult. It's an indirect way to say what you wish you could have said or would have said. It also comes with a handy neckstrap. Insultinator measures 2 1/2" wide x 4" tall and requires 3 button cell batteries included. (Not recommended for small children) For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code TINSULT price $9.95

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F@#$ It Button

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The F@#$ It! Button is here to help you get through those moments in life when you just want to throw your hands in the air and say F@#$ It! You know, those awful moments when you're pushed and pushed to the very brink of your sanity. These moments canbe be relentlessly frustrating. They come in many forms and can make you so mad at something, or someone, that you literally just can't take it anymore. The talking sound button Lights up flashes and speaks 10 laugh out loud phrases that say F@#$ It in different funny ways along with hilarious sound effects. The sound button has a black base and an easy push big red button.Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FTBUT price $8.95

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Shove It! Pen Set

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Want a off color way to hold your pen? Let our wacky pen holder lend a helping hand. Each time you place your pen in the special place in the holder, you'll hear funny farting sounds. Fun gift to give or receive. Holder requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SHOVEP price $5.00
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