Here's little gadget to open your brew. It makes noises that sound just like you. It'll burp; it'll fart; it'll belch and toot. Try it for yourself, it's really a hoot. Just touch the metal bar of the opener to the metal cap of the bottle and listen for the fun to begin. Opener measures 6" long and batteries are included.

Catalog code FOPENER price $6.95

They're a gas! What a hilarious gift idea for anyone with a unique sense of humor. An air pump in the slipper's heel emits a farting sound as you walk. A strap across the foot with the words "Old Fart" along with their thong-like styling make these slippers easy to put on and take off. And best of all, they make a fun gift because one size fits all. Batteries included.

Catalog code FSLIP price $19.95

Use this machine whenever and wherever you can't bring yourself to say what you really think. Press one of 25 buttons to unleash the most vile and fowl mouth comments you've ever heard. Be careful this rude gadget doesn't get you in hot water! Sound machine measures 2 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1" and requires 3 L1154 batteries included. For adult use only not meant for children.

Catalog code FDMACH price $11.95

Want a off color way to hold your pen? Let our wacky pen holder lend a helping hand. Each time you place your pen in the special place in the holder, you'll hear funny farting sounds. Fun gift to give or receive. Holder requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SHOVEP price $9.95

Now saving money can be a real gas! Each time you put your coins into our new wacky Fannie Bank one of six humorous fart sounds are made. Fun way to get them saving! Rubber stopper on base makes it easy to get money out and bank also has a on/off switch. Bank measures 6" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code FANBANK price $16.95

Know someone who could be classified as a real douche bag? Here's a novel way to express your sentiments without saying a word. Press the button to hear over 12 funny douche bag phrases. They might get the hint! Comes with built in TRY ME function. Batteries included. Recommended for adults only.

Catalog code DBBUT price $11.95

aka "The Big Dummy Tester", who can resist pushing the bright red, shining button? Covered in warnings against it, big dummies young and old won't be able to resist pushing the button, only to be ridiculed, poked fun at, and insulted. They will wish they had withheld the overwhelming temptation to push it! Comes with TRY ME Function and batteries included.

Catalog code DNPBUT price $12.95

Nothing in life is EASY, so why not press this hilarious button to express those sentiments. Smack our new WTF button, and 1 of 10 hilarious zingers are played loud and clear. Comes with built in TRY ME function. Batteries included.

Catalog code WTFBUT price $12.95

FART your day off right! This hilarious alarm crack; Farting Alarm Clock farts out Reveille! in a hilarious and loud fashion, that will wake you up with a smile. Farting alarm clock requires 2 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code CLKFAL price $19.95

Fun way to carry your keys! Enjoy this mini keychain version of the classic WHOOPEE CUSHION. With a little squeeze, you can easily disgust most everyone you know with several fart sounds. Makes a great gag gift! Batteries included.

Catalog code KCWC price $5.95

Yo ho ho! This fine feathered bird has a lot to say and it might just be foul! Place him on your shoulder with the included shoulder strap or place him on his perch and our Pirate will squawk up a storm hurling several insulting remarks like "I'm a pirate parrot out to claim me booty", "Hey wench, show us your tits", "Hey baby, you can host my jolly Rodger anytime", "Bow me down, blow me up, just blow me" and more. He even sings two funny songs "What Do You Do With A Drunken Parrot!" and "Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum." Pirate parrot operates by either pressing the button on the shoulder strap, or flip the switch for motion activation. Any way you show him he'll be great adult fun! Parrot measures 6" high and requires 4 AA batteries (not included). This is not a toy and not suitable for children.

Catalog code RPIRATE price $15.95

Want to send a message loud and clear? Pick up this hilarious Bull Shit Megaphone and blast it out! Press the button to hear 8 loud hilarious phrases like "You are so full of bull shit!" "You can't bull shit a bull shitter!" "Thou shalt not bull shit!" "He's got weapons of mass bull shit (fart)!" and more. Great fun for all! Megaphone requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code BSMEGA price $5.95