Use this machine whenever and wherever you can't bring yourself to say what you really think. Press one of 25 buttons to unleash the most vile and fowl mouth comments you've ever heard. Be careful this rude gadget doesn't get you in hot water! Sound machine measures 2 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1" and requires 3 L1154 batteries included. For adult use only not meant for children.

Catalog code FDMACH price $11.95

Surprise your friends when this motion activated hand flips them the finger. This realistic and motion sensor hand is the perfect prank for home, office or party. As the unsuspecting passer by walks pass, the finger rises up magically from the fist and shouts out one of fourteen fowl phrases. Hand measures 6" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SWHAND price $10.95

Yo ho ho! This fine feathered bird has a lot to say and it might just be foul! Place him on your shoulder with the included shoulder strap or place him on his perch and our Pirate will squawk up a storm hurling several insulting remarks like "I'm a pirate parrot out to claim me booty", "Hey wench, show us your tits", "Hey baby, you can host my jolly Rodger anytime", "Bow me down, blow me up, just blow me" and more. He even sings two funny songs "What Do You Do With A Drunken Parrot!" and "Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum." Pirate parrot operates by either pressing the button on the shoulder strap, or flip the switch for motion activation. Any way you show him he'll be great adult fun! Parrot measures 6" high and requires 4 AA batteries (not included). This is not a toy and not suitable for children.

Catalog code RPIRATE price $15.95

He may look cute, but wait until he speaks! The Bedroom Teddy is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. Chocked full of innuendo, the suave Bedroom Teddy is sure to properly convey your "come hit hers" with quotes like "Why aren't you naked yet?" and "I'm a pirate, and I'm here for your booty!" Guaranteed to titillate your significant other... or at the very least put a smile on their face. Bedroom Teddy stands 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code BRTEDDY price $29.95