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Kitten Wallet

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If you like kittens, this is the only wallet for you. If you love kittens, you will not believe the unbelievable cuteness. This wallet is covered with fluffy, adorable kittens. It has one compartment for kitty litter and another compartment for yarn. And when you open it up, the kittens meows. Of course, when you don't want the meows you can cover the sensor. Kitten wallet is made of durable tyvek and measures 4" x 3 1/4" x 0.4".

Catalog code KITWALL price $14.95

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Fart Wallet

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With this Fart Wallet, save up all your gas money! This brown wallet looks just like any other wallet that you or your friends would carry around, except for one thing: it makes farting noises when you open it. A great gag gift, this farting walletis sure to get laughs - as well as a few grossed-out looks from some unsuspecting people nearby. Batteries included.

Catalog code FARTWALL price $12.95

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Audubon Wallet

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Stuck inside and missing the great outdoors? Now you can turn anyplace into a bird(call) sanctuary! The Audubon Birds wallet features beautiful paintings by John James Audubon, the great artist and ornithologist and a dozen bird calls and birdsongs. If you cover the wallet's light sensor, the wallet stays quiet. But if you uncover the sensor, every time you open the wallet you'll get to hear: American Robin, Blue Jay, Canada Warbler, Indigo Bunting, Mourning Dove, Northern Cardinal, Summer Tanager, Tree Swallow, Warbling Vireo, White-throated Sparrow and Wood Thrush. This wallet makes a perfect gift for bird-watchers, nature-lovers, people who like to prank their cats, or any of your fine, feathered friends. Wallet is made of durable Tyvekand measures 4" x 3 1/4" x 0.4".

Catalog code AUDWALL price $14.95

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Jesus Wallet

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A needle's eye is no place for your camel and an inferior wallet is no place for your hard-earned cash. The Jesus wallet is ever so much more convenient than some seedy money-changer's table - and far less likely to be overturned. Harps and angelsemanate every time you part with your silver. Money really does talk with the incredible sonic wallet. Each time you open it, the wallet will talk to you, play music, or otherwise inspire you with a variety of sounds. A silencer insert is also included to mute the sounds. Whether you're picking up a check, buying a lottery ticket, or paying a gambling debt, with this sonic wallet you're always carrying sound money! Wallet measures 4" x 3 1/4" x 0.4".

Catalog code JESWALL price $14.95

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