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Singing Happy Keychain

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What a fun way to carry your keys! Just give our cute happy face a squeeze and he'll sing a delightful "Happy" song. Why not make everyday a happy day! Happy keychain comes in assorted colors and styles (our choice please). Batteries included.

Catalog code KCHAPPY price $4.95

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Keychain Popper

Pop 'Em on Your Keys or Backpack!Just squeeze the pig or cow's belly and the string-attached ball pops right out, so the ball never rolls away. Pig or cow sold separately. Collect them both for a poppin' fun time!

Catalog code KCPOP01 price $3.95
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Talking Prayer Keychain

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Perfect gift for yourself or loved one. This audio key chains with a religious image conveys an inspirational Bible passage. Simply push the button and an inspirational quote and Bible verse comes to life. This key chain is small enough to carry in a shirt pocket or purse and handy enough to reach for when you need those resounding words of encouragement. Keychain comes with different verses. Each sold separately. Collect them all! Requires 3 AG10 batteries included.

Catalog code KCPRAY price $5.95

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Redneck Button Keychain

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Here's a funny KeyChain for Rednecks and Redneck-Lovers Alike! Well, lets git 'er done and -- ahem, sorry. This hilarious keychain just brings out the redneck in all of us, so it's hard to not get caught up and excited in the lingo and dialect. Press the button on the Redneck Button Keychain to hear 9 funny hillbilly phrases like, "My sister and me would like to invite you to our wedding," "You would be the sexiest thing on earth if you didn't have all those teeth" and "how's about I put on my best red flannet shirt and go out dancin' tonight?" It goes great as a gag gift or a heartfelt 'thank you' to your favorite redneck. Keychain measures 2" x 1" and requires 3 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code KCRNBTN price $4.95

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Happy Birthday Monkey Keychain

Birthday Monkey is here to sing you a silly happy birthday song. Just give him a squeeze to hear him sing his funny rhyming birthday melody. Keychain comes in assorted colors (our choice please). Monkey keychain measures 2" and batteries are included.

Catalog code KCHBMONK price $4.95

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Pocket Disgusting Sounds Keychain

The perfect gross out machine! Press one of six buttons on this hilarious keychain to hear disgusting sounds like, fart, squeaky fart, burp, snort, loogie, vomit and dry heaves. Great fun way to carry your keys. Keychain measures 2 1/2" x 1 1/2" and batteries are replaceable.

Catalog code KCDS price $9.95
 item is on sale Was $13.95 .... now $9.95

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Talking Button Keychain

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When someone is flinging it so fast it leaves you speechless, just press the button! If the smell leaves you speechless, just press the button! Our Bull Shit Button Keychain and Fart Alert Button Keychains can be great stress relievers, as well as, a fun way to carry your keys. Each hilarious keychain will say one of six funny phrases like "Now that was Grade A bull shit!" "If it gets any deeper in here, I'll need a ladder to climb out" "There's no gas shortage here" "I'd blame the dog but I don't have one" and more. Each keychain sold separately. Batteries included.

Catalog code KCB01 price $4.95

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Sneezing Nose Keychain

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With every press, this funny nose keychain starts sneezing, coughing or blowing its nose. Don't worry it's not catching. Makes a fun "get well" gift. Nose measures 2" tall and batteries included.

Catalog code KCNOSE price $5.95

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Monty Python Voice Abuse Keychain

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Inspired by Monty Python's Flying Circus, this keychain is truly one of a kind! With this hand-dandy device in your hot little hand, you'll never be at a loss for a good insult when you need one. Simply press the toes on the foot to hear various abusive phrases from the infamous "Abuse Sketch" and other notorious routines like "Don't talk to me like that, you lying bastard!" "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person," "Shut your festering gob, you tit!" and more. Keychain measures 3" x 3 1/2" and batteries are included.

Catalog code KCMONTY price $11.95

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Pocket "Excuses To Get Off The Phone" Keychain

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Tried to get off the phone gracefully but it didn't work? Try our new "Excuses To Get Off The Phone" keychain to help remedy that problem. With the press of one of six buttons your annoying caller will hear things like, siren, baby crying, knock knock Chinese food delivery, cars crashing, static and doorbell sounds. Makes a great gift for the keychain collector. Keychain measures 2 1/2" x 1 1/2" and batteries are replaceable.

Catalog code KCPHONE price $9.95

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