Birthday Monkey is here to sing you a silly happy birthday song. Just give him a squeeze to hear him sing his funny rhyming birthday melody. Keychain comes in assorted colors (our choice please). Monkey keychain measures 2" and batteries are included.
Catalog code KCHBMONK price $4.95
The perfect gross out machine! Press one of six buttons on this hilarious keychain to hear disgusting sounds like, fart, squeaky fart, burp, snort, loogie, vomit and dry heaves. Great fun way to carry your keys. Keychain measures 2 1/2" x 1 1/2" and batteries are replaceable.
Catalog code KCDS price $9.95 Was $13.95 .... now $9.95
When someone is flinging it so fast it leaves you speechless, just press the button! If the smell leaves you speechless, just press the button! Our Bull Shit Button Keychain and Fart Alert Button Keychains can be great stress relievers, as well as, a fun way to carry your keys. Each hilarious keychain will say one of six funny phrases like "Now that was Grade A bull shit!" "If it gets any deeper in here, I'll need a ladder to climb out" "There's no gas shortage here" "I'd blame the dog but I don't have one" and more. Each keychain sold separately. Batteries included.
Catalog code KCB01 price $4.95
With every press, this funny nose keychain starts sneezing, coughing or blowing its nose. Don't worry it's not catching. Makes a fun "get well" gift. Nose measures 2" tall and batteries included.
Catalog code KCNOSE price $5.95
Inspired by Monty Python's Flying Circus, this keychain is truly one of a kind! With this hand-dandy device in your hot little hand, you'll never be at a loss for a good insult when you need one. Simply press the toes on the foot to hear various abusive phrases from the infamous "Abuse Sketch" and other notorious routines like "Don't talk to me like that, you lying bastard!" "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person," "Shut your festering gob, you tit!" and more. Keychain measures 3" x 3 1/2" and batteries are included.
Catalog code KCMONTY price $11.95
Tried to get off the phone gracefully but it didn't work? Try our new "Excuses To Get Off The Phone" keychain to help remedy that problem. With the press of one of six buttons your annoying caller will hear things like, siren, baby crying, knock knock Chinese food delivery, cars crashing, static and doorbell sounds. Makes a great gift for the keychain collector. Keychain measures 2 1/2" x 1 1/2" and batteries are replaceable.
Catalog code KCPHONE price $9.95
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