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Epic Fail Slammer Button

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Do you know someone that just can't seem to get things done right? Are you tired of your employees screwing up all the time? Let them know that you're not amused with the Epic Fail Slammer Button. Press the button to hear 10 Epic Fail remarks. There's no limit to the uses of the Epic Fail Slammer Button, just make sureyour wife doesn't take it into the bedroom. Button measures 2" in diameter and requires 3 LR41 batteries included.

Catalog code EPBUT price $7.95

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The NO Button

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Simply press the button and hear a resounding no! come out of the button in 10 different versions. The founders of the no button are parents who seemed to be repeating the same things to their kids over and over. They dreamed of a button that would just say it for them. eventually they noticed that `no' is the most often used phrase followed by `clean your room,' so they designed a button that would say the no's for them. The no button answers many questions for children such as: "We found a cute dog! Can we keep it?" "Can I have another bowl of ice cream?" "Can I stay up late?" "Can I start dating?" "Would you please buy me a pony?" "Can I have some money?" It turns out that it also works for adults answering questions such as: "Do you think that I should have another beer?" "Does this make my butt look big?" " "Yuuuck! Smell this!" The No Button is the perfect solution for all of those endless questions!

Catalog code NOBUT price $9.95

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The Maybe Button

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Here's a handy device that might help with solving all of those indecision! Press the Maybe Button for occasions like: Are you busy this weekend? Did you remember that today is our anniversary? Is your room clean? can you keep a secret? Will you call me? Can I ask you a favor? Did you eat the whole container of ice cream? It can be used at home, school, work, shopping and more. Great gift for all ages! Batteries included.

Catalog code MAYBEBUT price $9.95

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The Sorry Button

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A perfect solution for common problems: When you forgot a birthday - When you told her that those jeans DO make her look fat - When you just want to end the conversation. Here's a handy device with a dozen (12) different "Sorry's" with the push of a button! You never have to say a word, let the button say it for you! Button measures approximately 3.5" in diameter and batteries are included.

Catalog code SORRYBUT price $9.95

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The Yes Button

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The only thing more fun than saying yes is pushing a button for it! Things that everyone should say YES! to: - A long, lazy weekend - Taking tango lessons - Road trips! -Bacon - Tree forts - Fuzzy pajamas - Love - Drive-in movies - Building snowmen - Helping others. It can be used at home, school, work, shopping and more. This will make a great gift for all ages. Button measures 3.8" x 4.2" x 2" and batteries are included.

Catalog code YESBUT price $9.95

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Emergency Reboot Button

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Blue screen of death? Robot malfunction? You need an Emergency Reboot Button! Just press the button and you'll hear the sound of an alarm siren and a robot voice saying "reboot, reboot." Perfect for IT professionals and anyone whose life is a little bit buggy. Each 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included).

Catalog code REBBUT price $11.95

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Panic Button

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When you're completely overwhelmed and just can't take it anymore, save your voice and press this Panic Button. The blood-curdling scream that issues forth will express just how you're feeling without shredding your vocal cords. Each 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included).

Catalog code PANICBUT price $11.95

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Over the Hill Slammer Button

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A button that lets the inner senior come out! Press the button to hear over 10 snide Over-the-Hill comments like, "Get off my lawn you no good little hoodlums" "Why don't you go fly a kite or better yet go play in traffic" "I brought you into this world and I can take you out" and more. Recommended for 18 years and up. Batteries included.

Catalog code OTHBUT price $7.95
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Bleeperz

Why use boring magnets when you can use Bleeperz! Great for lockers, whiteboards and refrigerators, these little noise-makers are a sure way to get attention! Magnets includes six different sounds and crazy-color designs: guitar, pinball machine, doorbell, laser, yippee and yeehaw! Each magnet sold separately. Collect them all! Each measure 2" in diameter and requires 2 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code BLPZ price $9.95

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Douchebag Alert Button

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Know someone who could be classified as a real douche bag? Here's a novel way to express your sentiments without saying a word. Press the button to hear over 12 funny douche bag phrases. They might get the hint! Comes with built in TRY ME function. Batteries included. Recommended for adults only.

Catalog code DBBUT price $11.95

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WTF Slammer Button

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Nothing in life is EASY, so why not press this hilarious button to express those sentiments. Smack our new WTF button, and 1 of 10 hilarious zingers are played loud and clear. Comes with built in TRY ME function. Batteries included.

Catalog code WTFBUT price $12.95

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Talking Button Keychain

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When someone is flinging it so fast it leaves you speechless, just press the button! If the smell leaves you speechless, just press the button! Our Bull Shit Button Keychain and Fart Alert Button Keychains can be great stress relievers, as well as, a fun way to carry your keys. Each hilarious keychain will say one of six funny phrases like "Now that was Grade A bull shit!" "If it gets any deeper in here, I'll need a ladder to climb out" "There's no gas shortage here" "I'd blame the dog but I don't have one" and more. Each keychain sold separately. Batteries included.

Catalog code KCB01 price $4.95

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