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F@#$ It Button

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The F@#$ It! Button is here to help you get through those moments in life when you just want to throw your hands in the air and say F@#$ It! You know, those awful moments when you're pushed and pushed to the very brink of your sanity. These moments canbe be relentlessly frustrating. They come in many forms and can make you so mad at something, or someone, that you literally just can't take it anymore. The talking sound button Lights up flashes and speaks 10 laugh out loud phrases that say F@#$ It in different funny ways along with hilarious sound effects. The sound button has a black base and an easy push big red button.Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FTBUT price $8.95

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That's Bull Shit Button

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The That's Bullshit Button is sure to put any pathological liar in their place! Presenting a Bullshit sound effects machine that says exactly what everyone is thinking! Featuring 5 laugh out loud Bullshit phrases, hilarious background sound effects andnonstop laughter. This funny gag gift is perfect for the person in your life that just can't control their need to scream Bullshit. The giant red button has the ability to call out bogus lies heard at the office, in the dorm and even around the dinnertable. Button measures 3 1/2 x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code TBSBUT price $8.95

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The Shut Up Button

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The Shut Up talking button tells those around you exactly what you wish you could say in twelve candid, wacky sayings. With "Would you shut up already?", "Could you do me a favor and shut up?", and a passionate "Shut Up!" scream among the lines, your true feelings won't be left to the imagination! Button measures 3 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 1 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SHUTBUT price $8.95

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Ha Ha Button

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Did a friend just share a hilarious story? Does your boss like to tell lukewarm jokes you can't even muster a giggle at? From a breathless chuckle to a courtesy chortle, sometimes in life you just have to laugh. The Ha Ha! Button is ready when you need it, supplying a fun set of sound effects. The button offers eleven different phrases in all, spoken with different voices and different moods, so there's the perfect laugh for any situation. You'll never be left faking a snicker again. Makes a great fun office or gag gift for everyone! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code HABUT price $8.95

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Blah Button

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The Blah Button is the hilarious gag gift that recites 12 different vocal variations of the phrase "Blah, Blah, Blah!" This fun toy is perfect for use when the need arises to put non-stop talkers, "know it alls" and pathological liars in their place. Just press the blue and yellow button to hear 12 unique Blah phrases in different vocal tones and styles.Whether buying for yourself, a co-worker, family member or just one of your friends; the Blah Button is a funny gift that's designed to say it like it is: "Blah, Blah Blahhh!" Button measures 3 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 1 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code BLAHBUT price $8.95

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Redneck Button Keychain

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Here's a funny KeyChain for Rednecks and Redneck-Lovers Alike! Well, lets git 'er done and -- ahem, sorry. This hilarious keychain just brings out the redneck in all of us, so it's hard to not get caught up and excited in the lingo and dialect. Press the button on the Redneck Button Keychain to hear 9 funny hillbilly phrases like, "My sister and me would like to invite you to our wedding," "You would be the sexiest thing on earth if you didn't have all those teeth" and "how's about I put on my best red flannet shirt and go out dancin' tonight?" It goes great as a gag gift or a heartfelt 'thank you' to your favorite redneck. Keychain measures 2" x 1" and requires 3 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code KCRNBTN price $4.95

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Epic Fail Slammer Button

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Do you know someone that just can't seem to get things done right? Are you tired of your employees screwing up all the time? Let them know that you're not amused with the Epic Fail Slammer Button. Press the button to hear 10 Epic Fail remarks. There's no limit to the uses of the Epic Fail Slammer Button, just make sureyour wife doesn't take it into the bedroom. Button measures 2" in diameter and requires 3 LR41 batteries included.

Catalog code EPBUT price $7.95

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The NO Button

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Simply press the button and hear a resounding no! come out of the button in 10 different versions. The founders of the no button are parents who seemed to be repeating the same things to their kids over and over. They dreamed of a button that would just say it for them. eventually they noticed that `no' is the most often used phrase followed by `clean your room,' so they designed a button that would say the no's for them. The no button answers many questions for children such as: "We found a cute dog! Can we keep it?" "Can I have another bowl of ice cream?" "Can I stay up late?" "Can I start dating?" "Would you please buy me a pony?" "Can I have some money?" It turns out that it also works for adults answering questions such as: "Do you think that I should have another beer?" "Does this make my butt look big?" " "Yuuuck! Smell this!" The No Button is the perfect solution for all of those endless questions!

Catalog code NOBUT price $9.95

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The Maybe Button

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Here's a handy device that might help with solving all of those indecision! Press the Maybe Button for occasions like: Are you busy this weekend? Did you remember that today is our anniversary? Is your room clean? can you keep a secret? Will you call me? Can I ask you a favor? Did you eat the whole container of ice cream? It can be used at home, school, work, shopping and more. Great gift for all ages! Batteries included.

Catalog code MAYBEBUT price $9.95

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The Sorry Button

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A perfect solution for common problems: When you forgot a birthday - When you told her that those jeans DO make her look fat - When you just want to end the conversation. Here's a handy device with a dozen (12) different "Sorry's" with the push of a button! You never have to say a word, let the button say it for you! Button measures approximately 3.5" in diameter and batteries are included.

Catalog code SORRYBUT price $9.95

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The Yes Button

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The only thing more fun than saying yes is pushing a button for it! Things that everyone should say YES! to: - A long, lazy weekend - Taking tango lessons - Road trips! -Bacon - Tree forts - Fuzzy pajamas - Love - Drive-in movies - Building snowmen - Helping others. It can be used at home, school, work, shopping and more. This will make a great gift for all ages. Button measures 3.8" x 4.2" x 2" and batteries are included.

Catalog code YESBUT price $9.95

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Emergency Reboot Button

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Blue screen of death? Robot malfunction? You need an Emergency Reboot Button! Just press the button and you'll hear the sound of an alarm siren and a robot voice saying "reboot, reboot." Perfect for IT professionals and anyone whose life is a little bit buggy. Each 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included).

Catalog code REBBUT price $11.95

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