When they start their endless complaints and nerve shattering whining, just hit this Whatever Slammer Button to let them know just where you stand on the issue. Its the universal sign of go ahead and keep talking, but no one is listening! Button makes 10 different sounds. Great to keep for home or office. Button measures 2" in diameter and requires 3 LR41 batteries included.

Price $7.95

Do you know someone that just can't seem to get things done right? Are you tired of your employees screwing up all the time? Let them know that you're not amused with the Epic Fail Slammer Button. Press the button to hear 10 Epic Fail remarks. There's no limit to the uses of the Epic Fail Slammer Button, just make sureyour wife doesn't take it into the bedroom. Button measures 2" in diameter and requires 3 LR41 batteries included.

Price $7.95

The only thing more fun than saying yes is pushing a button for it! Things that everyone should say YES! to: - A long, lazy weekend - Taking tango lessons - Road trips! -Bacon - Tree forts - Fuzzy pajamas - Love - Drive-in movies - Building snowmen - Helping others. It can be used at home, school, work, shopping and more. This willmake a great gift for all ages. Button measures 3.8" x 4.2" x 2" and batteries are included.

Price $9.95

Simply press the button and hear a resounding no! come out of the button in 10 different versions. The founders of the no button are parents who seemed to be repeating the same things to their kids over and over. They dreamed of a button that would just say it for them. eventually they noticed that `no' is the most often used phrase followed by `clean your room,' so they designed a button that would say the no's for them. The no button answers many questions for children such as: "We found a cute dog! Can we keep it?" "Can I have another bowl of ice cream?" "Can I stay up late?" "Can I start dating?" "Would you please buy me a pony?" "Can I have some money?" It turns out that it also works for adults answering questions such as: "Do you think that I should have another beer?" "Does this make my butt look big?" " "Yuuuck! Smell this!" The No Button is the perfect solution for all of those endless questions!

Price $9.95

Here's a handy device that might help with solving all of those indecision! Press the Maybe Button for occasions like: Are you busy this weekend? Did you remember that today is our anniversary? Is your room clean? can you keep a secret? Will you call me? Can I ask you a favor? Did you eat the whole container of ice cream? It can be used at home, school, work, shopping and more. Great gift for all ages! Batteries included.

Price $9.95

A perfect solution for common problems: When you forgot a birthday - When you told her that those jeans DO make her look fat - When you just want to end the conversation. Here's a handy device with a dozen (12) different "Sorry's" with the push of a button! You never have to say a word, let the button say it for you! Button measures approximately 3.5" in diameter and batteries are included.

Price $9.95

Here's a funny KeyChain for Rednecks and Redneck-Lovers Alike! Well, lets git 'er done and -- ahem, sorry. This hilarious keychain just brings out the redneck in all of us, so it's hard to not get caught up and excited in the lingo and dialect. Press the button on the Redneck Button Keychain to hear 9 funny hillbilly phrases like, "My sister and me would like to invite you to our wedding," "You would be the sexiest thing on earth if you didn't have all those teeth" and "how's about I put on my best red flannet shirt and go out dancin' tonight?" It goes great as a gag gift or a heartfelt 'thank you' to your favorite redneck. Keychain measures 2" x 1" and requires 3 button cell batteries included.

Price $4.95

Know someone who could be classified as a real douche bag? Here's a novel way to express your sentiments without saying a word. Press the button to hear over 12 funny douche bag phrases. They might get the hint! Comes with built in TRY ME function. Batteries included. Recommended for adults only.

Price $11.95

This Big Bang Theory Bazinga! Talking Button is just great. Not only does it feature Dr. Sheldon Cooper's famous "Bazinga!" quip, but every time that you push down the Bazinga! button, it says "Bazinga!" Plus two more quotable phrases from the hit show.Button measures 3 1/2" in diameter and requires 2 AA batteries included.

Price $10.95

This affordable Sport wireless MP3 Player fits behind your head eliminating the tangle of wires. Just copy your sound files to the micro SDHC card (included) and insert the card into the slot in the player. The player fits comfortable behind your head and the ear-buds in your ears. Features include: stereo headphones; supports MP3, WMA, or WAV file formats; 4 GB capacity, built-in lithium battery rechargeable with USB cable (included); three button operation - previous track, play/pause, next track;press and hold previous or next to increase of decrease volume; internal memory cannot be changed, you need a micro SC card (included) to use the player. So if you want an affordable and portable mp3 player this is your baby.
Price $19.95

The Olympus DM-901 audio recorder unites premium sound quality with new mobile features for easy note-taking in any situation. For the first time on an Olympus recorder, Wi-Fi links the DM-901 to a user's smartphone, from which an available app can remotely trigger the DM-901 to record on command. This feature is idealfor capturing events when there is a significant distance between the user and the speaker - forget about sitting in the front row of a crowded hall when the DM-901 can be placed close to the audio source there, and the user can start and stop recording on it from the back row. The Olympus Audio Controller Smartphone app also features a new Visual Index tool that makes searching and managing recordings easier. Using a smartphone, apply availableicons or even images taken with the phone and link them to specific parts of the DM-901's sound file's timeline. Recorded files can also be easily stored online in Dropbox by uploading them via a Smartphone. Users who share folders can accessthe files anytime from any device with the app. The recorder's high-definition 2.0-inch color LCD provides greater resolution and contrast than a black-and-white display. An improved button layout features Scene Select, so users can make fail-proof, high-quality recordings at a moment's notice by presetting the optimum recording settings. The DM-901 supports three high-quality recording formats: linear PCM, MP3 and WMA.The Zoom microphone mode enhances long-distance recording by allowing the user to focus in a specific direction and adjust the recording level higher. The DM-901can read out the names of menu items on the screen using the Voice Guidance feature which adds convenience and enhanced usability. An array of playback functions provideefficiency and precision while cutting down replay time and clarifying speech for easier transcription. Voice Playback eliminates parts of the recording where no noise was picked up by playing back only when there is sound. Voice Balancer adaptsto soft and loud voices, often picked up during meetings in large rooms, and adjusts the volume levels of all speakers for consistency. Noise-Cancellation cuts out ambientnoise and enables clearer playback. The DM-901 has a built-in 4GB memory for storage of multiple recordings, up to 850 hours, and its memory can be expanded up to 64GB via a removable SD/SDHC card (not included), simplifying the transfer of files from the recorder. The DM-901 offers an impressive 29 hours of battery life. Box includes: lithium-ion rechargeable battery, AC adaptor, canal earphones, USB cable, Olympus Sonority editing/managementsoftware, warranty card and an instruction manual.
Price $199.95

Replacement sensor for Talking Atomic Clock with Indoor/Outdoor Temperature (CLKWAT). Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).
Price $29.95

Star in your very own stand-up comedy show! Knock, knock! Who's there? YOU, hosting your very own comedy show! Friends and familywill laugh, giggle, snort, and guffaw as kids share 145+ riddles, jokes, and tongue twisters. This talking electronic microphone features pre-recorded content, music, and sound effects. Press a button for a joke or riddle, then another for the answer, or try a tricky tongue twister - just don't get too tripped up! Ha-ha-larious fun for everyone! Also doubles as a working microphone so children can perform their own comedy show or other material. For ages 6 and up.

Price $21.95

Fun for children and adults! Place your coin into the mouse's cart and watch in amazement as the mouse moves into the barn just excaping the grasp of the watchful cat, only to appear again with a empty cart. The action happens as the coin is deposited and fun music plays. Great way to save money! Bank measures 5" x 5" x 4" and requires 2 AA batteries (not included). For ages 5 and up.

Price $16.95

SIMON, the classic electronic memory game and one of the bestselling games of the 1980's, is back with a sleeker look and enhanced features. THINK FAST! Simon says repeat my flashing LIGHTS and SOUNDS. Simon challenges one or more players to memorize the hypnotic lights and sound sequences. 3 ways to play, with both 1 and 2 player modes. New digital screen with Counter and Effects. Requires 3 AA /LR6 Batteries (included).
Price $19.95

Getting old no doubt is inevitable, however, the additional sounds that accompany it can now be blamed on this hilarious 3 foot tall inflatable farting cane. Great fun gift for the over the hill crowd and kids alike. Cane also comes with a farting keychain.
Price $14.95

The World's funniest and best selling talking novelty gag lure! A one of a kind gag lure for any fisherman. Press the button on our yellow minnow to hear her say "Here fishy fishy, here fishy fishy here I am come and get me" "Here fishy fishy, you know you want me, come on and just give me a little bite" "Here fishy fishy, here fishy fishy." Minnow measures 3" x 1" x 1/2" and requires 2 SR41 batteries included. Lures have been modified for safety.

Price $9.95